Maybe they aren’t rising to your childish bait. 

Actually, I read or watched something recently that discussed that comic. I believe it was based on an earlier draft of the script for Predator 2, where the lead character was Dutch’s brother in order to give it more ties to the first movie. When Schwarzenegger dropped out (even to make a cameo), they changed the… Read more

He doesn’t. It’s just Dutch and only ever Dutch. Check his birth certificate. It just says Dutch.

I loves me some Predator 2. It was different, and might not have aged well, but I think it’s a ton of fun. And all of the cast were great!

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To be fair, there’s a patch of moss growing on a rock outside of where I live that’s technically more qualified to be POTUS than that which is currently in office.

Oh I think he’s gonna win. But cheating helps cover all of his bases and gives him a margin to crow about at his rallies for the next four years. Read more

Trump knows he lost the popular (real) vote in 2016. He’s been burping up accusations of voter fraud for years and the only people they found guilty of it were Republicans. He can’t win if he doesn’t cheat (just like in golf).

It’s in the same vein of The Goonies, where it’s very much a children’s movie. If you’re not able to put yourself in that kid mindset and overlook a lot of flaws, it won’t be a very good time.

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I waited a long time for this to come out on DVD, and when it finally did, it fell into that category of “not as good as I remember movies/TV of the ‘80s.” I don’t hate it, but the nerdstalgia was quickly diminished.

Well she’s playing someone who was born in the 1930s, so that actually makes sense

I believe that would be a mayonnaise outline. 

I'd savor a debate between her and Pence. She'd absolutely murder him and leave a chalk outline around his prone body. I'm not sure Mother Pence would like to have him stand so close to a woman in public, either.

He was in the first five minutes of the Zoom, but MJF quietly replaced him. 

Lea Thompson needs to be in a new Howard the Duck film, too.

Of the many Trek shows currently between seasons or in development, I think this might actually be the one to which I’m most looking forward.

Ent-D’s janitor pushing their cart through the corridor: “Doop dee do, another day, another subspace anomaly that’s got everyone all hot and bothered. I wish something exciting would happen for once...OH MY GOD”

Just about all of the B-plot next generation episodes are hilarious if you remove all the bridge/conference/ready room scenes and only show what happens in corridors, Ten Forward and other public areas.

Is that Counselor Troi? I just saw her last week, how the hell did she get so pregnant? All holodeck access has been… Read more