So sorry about all those blasted kids on your lawn!

That’s a nice way of saying “rich, talent-less, spoiled brat”

The entirety of her being was raised into building a brand around herself. Her only self worth is her brand and now it’s seemingly very publicly damaged. So of course she’s freaking instead of doing the smart thing and realzing where she went wrong and correcting her missteps. It’s how she was raised and understands…

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

seems like you’re trying to make a snarky joke off something I never said?

That’s why I always argue that Zaza Pachulia is a more valuable big man than Anthony Davis: look at those team records!!

Dear shitheads who counter my opinion that Westbrook is the MVP with “triple doubles are just an arbitrary stat”,

James Harden I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish but Russell Westbrook had one of the best seasons of all time!

Those are freedom boms my friend. Nothing bad about them.

Did he get 26,000 resolutions in 2016?

Oh?

The launched missiles were to destroy an airstrip so planes carryimg chemical weapons can’t take off. Maybe they took out some of the planes and weapons in the process.

Or he could sit around picking his nose not following through on idle threats like Obama did when Assad used chemical weapons on his own people. But I’m sure your idea is good too.

Obama: [sipping rosé] “I told you we’d react accordingly if Syria crossed that Red Line”

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Who are the Cleveland Indians?

Tony, if you are reading this, hear me out... how about the Mets?

Red Sox Fan Acts Like A Red Sox Fan

Easy. Carl Spackler’s 1980 call of former assistant groundskeeper Carl Spackler winning the Masters.