So sorry about all those blasted kids on your lawn!

You’re right. My bad.

That’s why I always argue that Zaza Pachulia is a more valuable big man than Anthony Davis: look at those team records!!

Dear shitheads who counter my opinion that Westbrook is the MVP with “triple doubles are just an arbitrary stat”,

Did he get 26,000 resolutions in 2016?

Oh?

Obama: [sipping rosé] “I told you we’d react accordingly if Syria crossed that Red Line”

I literally read 7 words of that effort

Red Sox Fan Acts Like A Red Sox Fan

I concede that humans still die

This was just the turkey’s was of honoring Millicent Garrett Fawcett.

That’s what I’ve always said about pedophiles and thieves. Live and let live!

“People are literally dying out here,” said the King of Hyperbole

Like many other weird children of weird hippies, he’s also an insufferable douchebag.

I wish that guy would get punched a hundred straight times in the face. And as long as you’re in a punching mood, please also punch the guy who defended Hitler a bunch of times too.

Sure. First of all, important to note that this happened midway through the 3rd set in a game where Zverev was ultimately broken (only break of serve in the deciding set). Kyrgios came to net and Zverev attempted another lob. Kyrgios chased it down, it bounced near the baseline, he kept chasing it, and then tried…

Giri, did you find that mid 3rd set challenge by Kyrgios to be as egregious as Zverev (and the announcers) made it out to seem? That is, that the chair umpire allowed the challenge.

Don’t bury the lede. A sculptor could afford the most expensive wedding you’ve ever been to?! I assume sculpting was more of a full-time hobby and that this man is in the “inheritance business”?