“People are literally dying out here,” said the King of Hyperbole

Liberty Bell: “Tell me about it.”

Its not a funny shirt cause they explain far too much of the joke. Remove the yo grayson line and the duke strikethrough, then its funny.

Like many other weird children of weird hippies, he’s also an insufferable douchebag.

I wish that guy would get punched a hundred straight times in the face. And as long as you’re in a punching mood, please also punch the guy who defended Hitler a bunch of times too.

I feel like the ump was wrong for allowing the challenge. He was also wrong for not immediately overruling a call that was wrong by 4 inches. Both players were justified in being pissed off.

Giri, did you find that mid 3rd set challenge by Kyrgios to be as egregious as Zverev (and the announcers) made it out to seem? That is, that the chair umpire allowed the challenge.

How does this only have 4,000 views?? CMON PEOPLE THIS IS SOME DOPE TENNIS

He is probably my favorite athlete of all time.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

“Think how good he’d be if they ran the triangle.” - Phil Jackson

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

Don’t bury the lede. A sculptor could afford the most expensive wedding you’ve ever been to?! I assume sculpting was more of a full-time hobby and that this man is in the “inheritance business”?

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

This is an outrage. I want to be able to cateogorize people into the color of their skin and their sexual preferences as much as possible and this move makes it harder for me to do that!

The internet works fast:

(((cums)))