As someone who was sexually abused as a child, fuck you always and forever. Seriously.

Honestly, they can fucking starve if they're that insane. It's your wedding and their temper tantrum is ridiculous.

You wrote an article urging meat-eaters and vegetarians/vegans to quit the silly fighting knowing it would generate tons and tons of silly fighting in the comments. Pure genius!

One of my high school friends had a fling with him when she moved to LA. Apparently he has a beautiful penis. That's all I've got.

It's a little over the top to call it a sweeping ban, as if they're sending in armed enforcers to make sure students don't subversively start addressing one another as Mr. and Ms., yeah. They're making a minor policy change that they might as well not have even announced, because nobody would have noticed if they had…

Well, I guess if it gets your panties in such a bunch, maybe they'll make an exception for you. Personally, I don't even read half the stuff my grad program sends me, so if it makes that 2% of people more comfortable to not be misgendered, then I guess I'll magnanimously sacrifice my all important title. God knows…

This isn't a sweeping ban, ffs. They're just eliminating the use in correspondence. You know, those annoying letters the grad program sends about twice a week leading up to the first week of class and then never again until it's time to solicit donations from you? So yeah, maybe chill the fuck out.

Nobody is saying that students will be addressed by their first names or that titles are banned for use in all occasions, FFS. Just that they won't use titles in correspondence. So maybe get over yourself and actually read the article.

Wow, that's so comforting! Thanks Internet Man, you slimy fuck!

Here we go. Please tell us all about how him taking up with his long-time partner's adopted teenage daughter is totally okay, you guys, he never officially adopted her! I mean, really think hard about this.

This is not even remotely close to what she's trying to say.

The thing that you're annoyed about a) is not something the author said and b) is an idiotic comparison, because we live in a society where media over-represent white people and frequently give POC roles to white actors. The opposite is not true.

Yes, that's what's upsetting about this story. Good reading comprehension.

The story didn't claim that Lena put the stones there, but rather that her sister put stuff in her own vagina regularly and this was one of those cases.

You are seriously fucked up if you think that's rape. It was written in a stupidly provocative way and the "joke" clearly missed its mark, but come the fuck on! Are you for real?

I mean, lobster's okay, but not worth an emergency room visit, so I will join you in your bafflement.

Fuck you right back if you think that joke was at all in the same category as the muck that Seth MacFarlane comes up with.

Oh, for fuck's sake. It's the Golden Globes. Not exactly edgy territory. It never would have been approved and if they had done it off-script, frankly, it would have been a shitty way to draw attention to themselves using the pain of those women, because it's all the media would have focused on. They did great with…

I figured it was powder detergent. Much easier to confuse with sugar than liquid but still hilarious behaviour, especially storming to the wrong store to yell about it.

She said she had it. So either she was lying or she was so stupid that she ate tempura battered vegetables and came away with the conclusion that they were bread rolls. Either way, pretty funny.