I’m sure the cable and network execs were simply aghast and in a panic when they got the urgent company wide alert that you had cancelled your cable.

I’m sorry, what? The rose petal thing was really neat, I thought.

I do not understand the Thorgy appeal.

If my girl Kim Chi isn’t on with her bff Naomi Smalls, I will weep into my Absolut drink in the Interior Illusions Lounge.

Please no Alexis Michelle. She is the wooooorst.

Thorgy is... not my favorite queen.

While i was doing my degree, I had to do some fieldwork, and this entailed spending some time in a quaint UK village for a few weeks. The natives were quite welcoming and it made a nice change from normal coursework, so it was fine.

However, right away, I noticed the villagers were a bit odd about some things. For…

I was 17 (18 maybe?) years young working at a Starbucks when we were visited by a couple we soon came to know as the Mocha Frap Couple. Their MO was as follows: order a Venti Mocha Frap, proceed to the restroom while the drink is being made, smear handfuls of human feces they had brought with them in a plastic market…

In a KFC bathroom, at around 8 or 9 in the evening circa 1992, I entered a men’s room out of sheer bladder desperation because the women’s room was out of order. I opened the door and after recovering from the stench that flew out of the newly cracked door like sins from Pandora’s Box, I saw the the phrase “Why?” and…

Lady at work says to me a few years ago

So some people went to the a movie featuring some of the most violent, sadistic characters in the DC universe and expected something else other than violence, sexism, over-the-top action, and machismo? Sometimes I wonder what are the qualifications to be a film critic. I guess the ability to breath is one of them.

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

Is it February 15th, 2016 already?

Trump thanks you for your support.

love how you people think Jill Stein should step aside to let Bernie run for president. Yeah that’s not misogynistic at all.

Oh fuck off you piece of shit.

Ah, yes, because funds for Secret Service details get converted to funds for people’s clothes. What are you smoking?

This makes me really sad. I had high hopes for that kid.

Jesus you use a lot of commas.

You don’t seem to understand where the artists are coming from and I find this whole article to be in incredibly poor taste, especially the bratty insults directed at someone who simply told you “no.”