Christmas Eve always brings out the best shoppers.
Lenami
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Jesus. You have stared into the face of evil.
I spent the last year teaching English in a small rural town in China and I have quite a few funny stories from that time. I think my favourite is the time I saved my boss's life. My boss was this midlevel bureaucrat named Mr. Gu who owned this private school on the side. It offered weekend and after-school classes…
Ha! That's awesome. All my HTML skills come from building Neopets petpages.
gURL was the springboard of so many of my passions. I got into webcomics through their comic section, discovered great short fiction, was exposed to so much honest information I probably wouldn't have read elsewhere. I remember it had this quiz to build you a perfect crush, and you could build a guy or a girl. That…
What are these super high paying dangerous jobs that all the men are heroically taking so we ladies don't have to get our hands dirty? You morons are always spewing shit about dangerous jobs, but according to Forbes, the top paying jobs in the US are anesthesiologist, surgeon, dental surgeon, Ob-Gyn, orthodontist,…
Step down son, smoked salmon is the shit!
I had cicadas and silkworms when I was living in China on multiple occasions. They're not something I'd choose to eat, necessarily, but they're also not the worst thing I've ever eaten, especially fried in peanut oil. It's mostly psychological.
God bless you.
Maisey Williams is flawless. I want to be her BFF so I'm gonna go with a solid yes on the dress. I mean, it has Sailor Moon pages. How can anyone say anything bad about that?
My first job was at a small pizza shop, where I waited tables and managed the cash register. I once had these guys come up to the register to order and one guy asks me, "Do you guys serve any ales here." I said the first thing that popped into my head: "We have ginger ale."
Me too!
My boyfriend says "nucular." :(
I really don't understand why people always point to the Dothraki as savage or uncultured. Maybe the books conveyed more background on the Dothraki, but they're definitely one of my favourite culture on the show. I mean, they're basically the Mongols, which is super badass, and they have their own rituals and social…
Yeah, the fact that all the kids are 10? Creepy as fuck. How can that not be creepy?
You have the penis of a 60-year-old man? Cool story bro.
Lol, you're actually 60. We all know it.
I mean, you could Google it. But I'll put in the word with the Hivemind to include more terms in the next edition of the feminist agenda. Look for your copy in the mail!