Yeah, and the kids unlucky enough to be born to fundamentalist parents can just fuck right off, they don't deserve to know things about their reproductive systems and human sexuality.

"personally offends me more than it does for women."

It's most definitely not written by men. It's practically all women.

It's sweet how naive you are. Excuse me while I go cry about where my life has taken me that I knew exactly what knotting was without having to Google.

I would have put it in her bed. You're a saint.

Jesus. I hope you retaliated by cleaning the inside of the toilet bowl with that psycho's toothbrush a few times a week.

For it to be tongue-in-cheek, it would have to be funny. This was just boring.

Except the applicant with women's rights and environmental activism got twice the call-backs as the applicant with LGBT activism listed on their resume...

Sounds like my kind of scene.

Man, I'm turning 25 in a month. Can I retire now? I wouldn't mind living the life of a retiree.

That's not how the law works. Celebrities don't get paid every time their name appears in a book, newspaper article or news item on tv, because that's covered under commentary or reporting. Now, if she had used Stewart's likeness to sell a line of face moisturizer or something, it would be different, because ads are…

I'm pretty ambivalent about it after working there, but I do still get major leather lust when I walk by one. And I've finally recovered my ability to smell leather, which is nice.

Ha! You beat me to it.

Placenta

I used to work at a store that sold just leather goods, mostly jackets, but also purses and accessories. Leather was the second word in our name. Canadians know what I'm talking about. I could not believe the number of people who would come in, look around sheepishly and ask me, "Do you sell leather here?" Or, "Do you…

Yeah, I guess it's easy to just roll with the good when you're not a member of the groups most harmed by Catholicism, but hey, you get to feel good, right? Sorry, but fuck this pope and all the other popes. Call me when he does something that actually makes a difference in the world.

I had scrambled eggs for breakfast and still got to work at 8:30, with about an hour of travel time. But I am willing to sacrifice some sleep for breakfast. Breakfast is non-negotiable.

If she had an STI that had been treated in her past, as in this case, and was no longer transmitable, no, it's nobody's fucking business.

That sure sounds like a measured response to an easily curable infection. Moron.

Honestly, I'm white and I sometimes have trouble telling white guys apart. Especially if they have goatees.