Yeah, I've been looking for a thread like that, but it doesn't seem like one has been posted in a long time. I'm a really regular reader of GT, so I don't think I've missed it. But I'll stay on the look-out.

You should probably start with researching the immigration process and different ways of obtaining a residence permit. You don't necessarily have to have a job lined up, but usually you do need a sponsor over there if you don't have a job waiting for you. You should also make sure your partner can continue to practice…

I teach English at a training school for elementary-age kids in China and just got approval to organize a Halloween party for the kids! Halloween is not a thing here at all, but everyone is super fascinated with Western customs and traditions, so I think it will be fun. So, keeping in mind that there is no Dollar…

Has anyone read the short story "Got Spirit" by Judy Budnitz? This reads pretty much like that.

And Baijiu is their tattooed former classmate who dropped out of high school and will fuck you up if you look at him sideways.

Grapa is your sweaty, meaty Slav uncle in his 50s with a big belly and hairy knuckles. He perpetually smells like cigarette smoke and he tells you dirty jokes.

Seriously. As Dan Savage likes to say, we all have porn production studios in our pockets. In 20 years, it's likely that finding someone who hasn't shared sexts will be more difficult than finding someone who has, so we need to stop treating it like a life-destroying act and start working on normalizing it. He likens…

Matisse has too much sense for that.

I think that relationship hinted at Don's dom side and his relationships with Megan and Sylvia have confirmed it. Don is a dom and maybe a bit of a sadist.

If you have an Apple Store near you, you could schedule a session with the "Geniuses" to show you how to use it and some neat tricks.

Ask the bf what he thinks. Ultimately, he's the best authority on etiquette regarding his family and what the best approach is.

I really love going old school for spooky stories, so I recommend Edgar Allen Poe's collection of stories and anything from H. P. Lovecraft. Audible and iTunes have some great collections from them. Lovecraft is especially good at building up a scary atmosphere. This one is my favourite: http://www.dagonbytes.com/thel…

Haha, no. I'm only 24, with no plans to have any kids, so I never inquired and no one mentioned it when I was going to physio. I hope you're doing okay though and the complications weren't too severe.

I'm a bit jealous in relationships too, but that Facebook BS sounds sketchy as fuck. I don't think you're totally unreasonable to feel insecure and hurt by him doing that. He's definitely flirting with the idea of singlehood by acting that way and it's not cool.

Lol, I can sing that map song in Chinese now, since I used to play it for my kindergarten-age English class. It's just as bad. "Wo shi ditu, wo shi ditu, wo shi ditu, wo shi ditu, WO SHI DITU!" I did learn some Chinese from watching it every weekend though, so it's not all bad.

I've had this. I had developed this extreme tenseness in my vaginal muscles (like, they were in permanent Kegel flex mode), so I had to go in to learn relaxation exercises and how to massage my inner muscles at the end of the day to keep them from seizing up, because it can cut off blood flow and cause all kinds of…

It's cool that they've perfected time-travel technology enough to let you travel to us all the way from the 90s.

I know you're a troll but I just died laughing at the idea of anyone thinking Jezebel is some bastion of ultra-radical feminist thought and activism! How naive can you be? It's a big, scary world out there, little man. It wouldn't hurt to step out, away from the internet for a few hours every week.

Lol, discuss my points? Your past couple of posts have been a series of attacks on my intelligence and banal insults, like calling me a feminazi. I'm not going to read some 10-paragraph screed from some idiot who thinks recycling Rush Limbaugh insults from the 90s is the height of intellectual debate. Grow the fuck up.

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