Oh goodness, I think I hurt your feelings. :(

Will you fight for my rights? I don't think so. I believe in gender equality for all, but I don't believe in fighting your battles for you. If the representation of men in media bothers you, you're welcome to get proactive and add your voice to ours in a constructive way, instead of throwing a tantrum about why no one…

If you don't know what I'm saying to you by now, you're being willfully obtuse. Suit yourself.

Ugh, my boyfriend's mom is a real pro in the kitchen and makes amazing, interesting and healthy food, but her brother's family are the chicken fingers and fries types. One year, she invited them over for Christmas lunch, cooked a motherfucking turkey AND BBQed a ham for the one kid who refuses to eat turkey, and they…

Holy shit, I can't imagine never eating any of the amazing food in China! I live in a small town on the coast in Shandong and pizza is insanely expensive here! And I imagine you mean instant noodles, which are so gross. North Americans can be so weird about China. I knew a woman who was here for work, and she would…

I was surprised to find that cicadas fried in peanut oil taste not bad at all (at least better than they do BBQed). And eggplants! I used to hate them with a passion, but Chinese people know their way around an eggplant, especially when it's fried up crispy with this pepper that makes your mouth all numb. So good.

Nope. People just don't like being misrepresented.

Lol, so you like women who are the cute kind of independent, meaning they will leave you alone when you go out with your broskis on guys night or whatever. But if they get to be the uppity kind of independent, meaning they think they're somehow full human beings or equal to you, that's not cool. Yeah, makes sense.

It's no one's fault but your own if you're a shitty communicator who can't qualify her statements. That's like saying "Women are porn stars," or "Women are Meryl Streep." Stick a "some," or hell, even a "many" in there and you wouldn't have offended anyone.

Yes. All women. Every single one in all the world, as a unit, refer to "training" their significant other. From the trafficking victims to the nuns to the single moms with three jobs just trying to feed their kids, all women do this. Because we are a hive-mind after all. You got us.

I've only been living here for seven months. I think people here are very accommodating, so if you were going to China, your fish allergy at least would be taken seriously.

I imagine it would be very difficult to avoid any animal products in your food, unless you only stick to big cities, like Beijing and Shanghai, and even then, it might be a struggle if you don't have a Chinese speaker with you. Chinese people don't seem to eat a lot of dairy, but they love eggs. The fish thing is…

China has made my boyfriend break his lifelong feud with all seafood. I guess once you've choked down half a bowl of sea cucumber soup, you can pretty much handle regular fish.

His about me section lists his favourite foods and pizza topings. I think it's fair to assume he has the mental capacity and maturity of a 13-year-old.

What an abominable pile of garbage. But guys, his cell phone is listed on his website -512-367-3629! Can someone sign him up for those cat facts of the day or some other ridiculous spammy thing?

So?

Freedom of speech? When did Gaga get elected to government, and since when does it count as a freedom of speech violation for her to passive aggressively tweet back at a passive aggressive tweet that may or may not have been about her? Read a book.

Ugh, this is disgusting. How can people be so utterly devoid of humanity and empathy to do this to a 16-year-old kid? The only glimmer of hope in all this is that the disgusting piles of garbage who do this are becoming more and more desperate and hateful, because in their tiny reptilian brains, they can tell they're…

Wow, what a giant douche your friend's husband is. I think you should tell your boyfriend to back off and support you in how you choose to deal with it. But I also think you should not just let this slide. You need to go to your friend and tell her that while her being a swinger is great if she's into it, you don't…