It rhymes with a female body part. Very embarrassing. ;)

Honestly, I can't remember ever misrepresenting myself online either. I usually use my first name or an anagram of it (as I am now) in comments sections and such.

Came here to say that.

Damn. Add your 6-year-old to the list of people who do nails better than I. Mine always suck and I get nail polish all over my fingers and usually leave fingerprints or otherwise scuzz them up before they're even dry.

Oh, that's not even the worst of it. I read the first one to see what was up with it and there is a scene where Ana goes to visit her mother in Texas because she needs time away from Christian. So she's in a hotel bar with her mom, drinking and sending him passive-aggressive emails, assuming he's in Seattle or…

You're in good company.

So true! Fanfiction is what got me started on reading erotica in the first place. I'm actually in the middle of writing a romance/erotic fanfic now. Fun stuff.

Yeah, I feel like I'm about to have an aneurysm every time someone says that men should read 50 Shades to find out what women want.

You can rest assured that no one's a bigger dickbag than you, either. ;)

Oh, so you're allowed to love tall men and wish more were taller, but a woman under 5'6" can't express the same preference? Get over yourself.

Oh, I didn't realized you'd called dibs on all the tall guys! I'll be sure to release my boyfriend back into your pool at my earliest convenience.

Suck it up, princess.

I honestly have never had an issue with height. I'm only 5'3", and I've dated guys who were 5'6" and such. I would date a man my height if everything else was right, but I'm in a relationship now, so the point is moot.

Wait, what? So you'd be gracious enough to date a guy who is 5'10" (gee, don't see many of those around), therefore shorter women have an obligation to date men their own height?

Pervs will perv, regardless of what someone is wearing. Unfortunately, modest dress is no guarantee against being harassed or abused.

Have you ever read Lolita? Because Doris is not some sexy sex goddess prancing about, trying to "titillate" Humbert Humbert. That is not the point of the novel.

You do realize that if a teen girl pursues an older man, it's the man's job, as an adult, to reject her, right? There are laws for that kind of thing and they don't criminalize being a teen making an awkward pass at an adult.

I mean, I've seen pee all over the toilet seat from the freaking hoverers, but I can't say that I've ever seen bloody tampons on the floor, thank god.

Definitely never played at weddings as a kid. The whole thing just bores me to death.

Dude, in my 23 years of using women's washrooms, I have never seen this. That sounds disgusting.