No one shot their vibrator? Really? You really came here to type that? Amazing.

Is it sad that the first thing that came to mind while watching this is how much I love kink.com's stuff?

So I take it Betty's skinny again this season?

I'm with you. People who use the word "addicting" should be locked up in cages.

I do not understand people who are apparently so insecure about their heterosexuality that they have to try to shove it down everyone's throat.

Amazing! My mom had dinner guests over the night I got my period, people I had never seen before and haven't seen since, and she announced to everyone at the party that I had gotten mine. At least I got crepes the next day to celebrate.

That's hilarious. A little part of me kind of wants to share with like-minded people when I produce a notable/extraordinary poop, but I haven't done that yet. Seems like one of those things where you had to be there to really appreciate it.

Yes. Yes, you may.

I want to marry this gif and make babies with it. Rebel Wilson is too good for GQ's bullshit, but she is definitely on my hot celebrity list.

I actually have two recent dad friends on Facebook and I haven't seen a photo of their faces since the kids were born. Just saying.

I'd rather talk about WoW than about kids.

Cristen Conger! She is so awesome!

You're getting a wee bit defensive. People aren't defending her because of some perceived "schtick" but because saying that her teeth are yellow and jagged and therefore she shouldn't even bother with dresses and make-up is a ridiculous statement.

Yes!

I love all the comments about how this is historically inaccurate. Guys, it's Wonder Woman. You know, the Amazon princess who can fly and lift cars over her head and who has an invisible jet because why not? Does she really need to be completely accurate and realistic? Have a little imagination.

There is literally nothing wrong with her teeth. Oh, except that they're not veneers, I guess, but I don't think that counts as a dental issue.

How do you date someone who has the same first name as you? It would be so bizarre.

The Mighty Penis is displeased! Feel it's wrath all ye plain broads and despair!

I'm entirely sure that your head will not explode, nor will you be turned into a raging maniac with no self-control if you go without sex. These men may be desperately horny, but they're making choices when they rape and harass. They deserve all the scorn that comes with that.

Sweetheart, you sound like an idiot. There's no kinder way to put it. Why don't you go have some juice and a nap. You'll feel better after,