And yet, somehow, not nearly enough.

I have a great soul — you know, one of the best souls, the very best. People are always telling me, they say, “Mr. Trump, you’ve got a wonderful soul.” And I believe them. I do.

Just hook it to my veins

Oh, I didn’t realize there was a timer. No, seems like we can’t.

“Gray” is more common in American English, “Grey” is more common in British English.

You can edit comments at least, so you can overwrite old things, if not delete them.

da ba dee, da ba daa

gather up all the colours of your life,
hold on to your collection of stars,
so when the world decides to turn grey,
you can still find your rainbow in the sky,
no matter how dim the beam may be.

The A.V. Club started following you

you were grey
dark grey
and i made my
first mistake.
instead of moving on
curling and dancing around you
i stopped and chatted

There’s some nice synergy going on between that and the fact that you can’t delete comments.

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.

Send in the clowns

The color grey
Was born to unify
With black or white
It does not ally
The place where
Light and shadow dwell
In harmony
The bridge linking
Ebony to Ivory
In grey yin and yang merge
Without release

“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.” — Usher Standing In Middle of Alamo Drafthouse

Looks like those clowns in Austin did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Aside from this guy’s word, how do we know he we know he was suspended for the tiger-fucking tweet and not for something actually bad?

Kinja has been around since 2004. If we’re lucky maybe they’ll patch over one or two of the worst defects, but I wouldn’t expect a return to Disqus-level functionality any time soon.

So news.avclub.com and avclub.com/c/newswire seem to have non-identical content. Or maybe things show up in both places, but at different times? Are these supposed to be different or are things just broken?

One day I will escape the Greys, and my dipshit opinions will receive the privileged position they deserve.

For now I can only whisper into the void: ^{bernie would have won}