You be nice to Mark. We love him.

We're erasing you and taking your identity, Michael.

You know what? just yes. I will do something nice for myself. Thank you!

PLEASE save yourself the pain and drama of being involved in this. Do something nice for yourself instead. Being here bridesmaid sounds (to me) like a nightmare. Especially at her wedding to hate-crime-groom.

oh my god...Allison? I thought for sure he was going to wake up and kill us both

In a firetruck. With a fireman. ;)

The first three seasons are like a fine wine though. You want to make them last because they are SO good.

Hey Shane West: pics or it didn't happen.

She's 23. I didn't go to my first bar until I was 22 and had no idea what I was doing drinking-wise and had a few accidents here & there. Not everyone starts drinking before legal age and not everyone can hold their liquor like a pro. She was probably nervous about the big night, ate little, drank too much and bam. NO…

No! J Law backlash will. not. happen. Pack up your snark and take it to the next town over.

I feel bad for Efron because he can't just tell people to screw off and stop asking, nor can he actually admit that he was out making a buy. Once the "rehab" bit has been announced the general public must never find out about the inevitable relapses, so there's this constant cycle of happy lies being told by celebs…

Absolutely they would. Was she conscious during the Jeremiah Wright hoopla?

"Right wing" does not equate to "racist". "Racist" equates to "racist".

OH SHIT, LINDY. THEM BAIOS DON'T LIKE US HERE LESBIAN SHITASSES. PREPARE YOURSELF.

He's joking. He's a comedian telling a joke. By all means, explain what you will about how babies process information, but you don't need to start with this aggressive "THAT FUCKING IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW SHIT" as if he's pretending to be an authority on the subject.

Nope, but those two do have similar names.

Won't let me log into my burner acct for whatever reason but I'm in central Arkansas and we were devastated by a tornado last night. The town just rebuilt 3 years ago and now it's destroyed again. Please, spare a moment to send out some positive vibes, prayers, good thoughts, whatever you believe in our way.

Well, it did almost get me to click through to *ick*Perez. But I haz teh Google skillz. So here you go, everyone. Your wallpaper for the next week/month:

Reading is hard!

Honestly, thank god the truck driver wasn't injured. That's all I have to say.