Dane Cook's money maker, for the record, is a box full of Louis CK's old material.

OH FUCK.

I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

I've seen you all over the thread, and people like you show up saying things like that every time something like this happens — and it happens a hell of a lot more than people like you are willing to admit — anywhere in the country, anywhere in the world, trying to excuse it away with some sort of anomalous mess like…

This is sad. This is a case with someone who clearly has something wrong with them.

I just want my kids back!

#soblessed

Wulp, if you need a pee break in a 6 second video...then...

I WOULD LIKE MORE ANIMALS SET TO MUSIC

Boring can be good. Thanks for the update. I must know the details of the lives of internet strangers!

In the words of the great Dan Savage, DTMFA (dump that motherfucker already)

Pssst, it's a troll.

That was a great Tupac story :)

He'll appear in your backyard tomorrow, holding a pineapple and an eel.

You know, I know people think that Corey Feldman is a joke. For all intents and purposes, he is. But he has been one of the only people blowing the whistle on the rampant pedophilia that he and buddy Corey Haim suffered at the hands of some of these disgusting people for YEARS. On all fronts and wherever possible,…

If JT were a wave, I swerve my SURFBOARDT all over that splash.

Where I'm from we call it "The Macklemore". Bet you can guess where I'm from.