mmm, delish!!

What is wrong with Zooey's singing of the anthem? Other than the weird dress she was wearing, I thought it was great. I just wanna know why they let Bush throw out the first pitch.

Seriously? Loretta Lynn just had to have knee surgery, now she has pneumonia? I hope she gets better!

I saw a drunk driver, literally drinking a beer while driving, tonight. So I took down his license and called 911. Hope they catch him before he does something like what happened to your friend!

lol I can't stand the Head and the Heart!! Their lead singer strangled a sound guy at one of my favorite venues. It wasn't even his show!!

Yes! Every time I paint my nails they get bubbly. I have tried waiting a while between coats (five mins) and this seems to help a little bit, but they still get bubbly. I just do one coat of base coat, one coat of polish and one coat of top coat. It makes me mad because I take such a long time to paint them and they…

I'm seeing Thao tonight. So excited!!!

Eww! Now it's going to haunt me!!

Long fingernails gross me out. There, I said it.

Also, they suck! FOX can have 'em!!

I know, I was wondering who the hell he is? Apparently the paparazzi will take photos of anybody in LA...

What is this Siri thing? I keep thinking it's Tom Cruise and Katy Homes' daughter. Why is everybody asking her questions, is she a child genius?

I do! I actually don't really care that much that they're wasteful, as much as I find them to be a waste of money... Those little individual coffee things are expensive!! I can buy a can of coffee for $7.99, it'll last me a month!

serious comment fail!

At least she's not too old to sit in her dad's lap and drive.

I was going to comment that they're probably just working on the missile silo!

Where does he put his hope?

I checked the police website, and it seems like it would fall under "Unreasonable Noise" in which one knowingly allows noise loud enough to disturb another person to come from one's property between the hours of 10 p.m. and 7 a.m. So I think I will tell my landlord to please tell them not to have people over after 11…

This is the problem. I don't know if it's loud enough to call the cops. They don't play loud music. They just talk and laugh loud enough to wake me up and keep me awake.

I was blasting old jazz music this morning. Felt good.