Umm, so, did you get her?

I don't really know my neighbors. I have talked to the girl who lives underneath them a couple times, I could ask her. I feel like next time I need to just go over there in my pajamas and tell them to shut up.

I got Hue leggings, and they are thick and comfy.

My neighbors woke me up from a dead sleep at 4 a.m. AGAIN! What should I do? This is something that happens on a pretty regular occurrence, they have what sounds like parties with tons of people at odd morning hours, like any time between 1 and 4 a.m. and wake me up while I'm already sleeping.

That is, like, a mid-sized dog. So not a small dog. And: You need her! She is adorable!!!

An hour doesn't seem like very long, I guess because there is so much stuff. I like their pillows, because they are designed for different types of sleepers: I bought one for stomach sleepers, it's comfy.

I clicked on that because it said rumpus, fyi.

I thought they were trying to ween people off of Jesus, and was confused.

Oh, yuck. I only listen to John Richards in the mornings...

Oh, yeah. Well, I think the weird thing is that I'd like to see shows about music from, like, the sixties. That would never happen on MTV.

I live in Seattle and have never heard of KQMV. Don't plan on listening any time soon.

Who's not interested in snark? Snark is the best. Who is a Millennial, people born in the new millennium? I was born after 1980, but I don't think I'm a Millennial. Am I?

I just don't want you spending all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter...

I just watched that episode, like, five minutes ago!

Ahh, I saw the first season on sale the other day I should buy it. I watch it on Hulu, they count those ratings, right? I will watch all the episodes again!

I hate to be skeptical, but I've been waiting for a movie for five years now. I will believe it (and probably pee my pants with excitement) when I see it!!

I interviewed Little Dragon a few weeks ago, they were nice!

Wasn't that a tagline from a Tracy Jordan flick? Or was it 'Who Dat Ninja?'

I have found that the later I go to the gym, the douchier the guys are. They're usually pretty nice in the morning.

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