KRIS JENNER MADE MY MORNING!

But Gamora IS green (just like Rocket IS a Racoon, Groot IS a tree and Drax is uh, whatever Drax is ) It’s not like they retconned her that color

Or not of old age at all.

Do you live in a major metropolitan city? Because the cost of space for a whole gym in a major city is probably hugely expensive, so the cost of membership or classes is going to be much more expensive there, as compared to in suburban or rural areas.

I feel like most gyms under the classpass umbrella offer unlimited classes for way less than $200 a month... classpass is pricing themselves out of being a “great deal” by costing more than the studios they contract with. Variety be damned, I’ll take the deal.

I know a lot of people don’t like her.... but I really hope people get out and vote, the Republican choices are scary af

Been half white my whole life and I don't think I ever met a white woman named Becky, so I'm totally confused.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but a Becky isn’t just a white woman; it’s a white woman with a stuck-up attitude. A Becky is a snob who is also a white woman.

Is that what he calls you, his vanilla lemonade! Level, easy? I’LL SAY, you trollop!

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

Hospital bills when an expected pregnancy became an unexpected stillbirth at 34 weeks. Multiple days in the hospital, multiple tests and lab work, etc. came to almost $10,000 out of pocket even after insurance.

Children.

I like knowing who the Piece of Shit of the Day award goes to before 9am; thanks Jez!

Uh...umm... I can’t. I just can’t. Words escape me in a hiss of steaming anger.

I feel Sophia best expresses my feelings.

This is forever burned into my memory.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.