Your kid wants to be Wonder Woman? My kid wants to be Anna Wintour.

Wow. My son’s middle name is a surname that you’d never ever want to call a kid by because it was his dad’s and granddad’s and great-granddad’s middle name, and his great-great-grandmother’s maiden name. My brother’s is also a surname for similar reasons. Using a family name/conglomeration of family names in the…

I don’t know if I’d protest it. But in the spirit of Jezebel’s Would U’s, I’d certainly fuck it.

This couldn’t be any more British if you tried.

I love this thread, and I hate all of you for it, and we’re all going to hell.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

I’m so glad we have Piers Morgan to tell us what feminism is really about. What would we do without him?

Meanwhile, behind the scenes:

You are a fucking treasure, I love you.

Anna, please don’t taker what is aid personal, it wasn’t meant to come off that way. I am frusturated that rather than focus on what this man has said he would do should he become president, they’ve choosen to fight at his level and that is where the coverage is. Sorry, I don’t care about who posted the damm twitter…

When I’m emperor I’ll make all this stuff free from clinics. Hand this shit out like fucking candy. People should be able to have kids when they want to and not when they don’t.

Dear Bride,

The school is blaming a child for her own abuse and the abuse of other children. That is fucked up. The school failed her and others by not protecting them.

Does anyone else think that nun actually looks like Mitch McConnell in disguise?

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.

But where is Dermot Mulrooney.

i really think that anyone voting against it has never been a bridesmaid.

Pin this on the Republicans all you want, Dems played on this fear of black criminality as well. Private prisons skyrocketed beginning in Clinton’s era. Federal sentencing got tougher and continued to be discriminatory as well.

I will use this opportunity to post a .gif of Rami Malek.