I feel bad for fellow classpassers affected by the rate increase. I’m in Philly and pay $89/month for ClassPass. I go about 4x a week so it averages to less than $7/class. ClassPass is a lot less than most studios’ monthly unlimited memberships (under $200/month as you said) that participate in ClassPass. If ClassPass…

I hope David at least offers a piece of steak to Posh Spice.

That might have been my MIL! She does shit like this a lot.

Guardians of the Galaxy won MY best picture award last year (funny screenplay, great soundtrack, etc), but I understand there is a precedent with the oscars...at least there used to be.

Then the academy needs to pull up their big-girl panties if they don’t like watching films with sensitive subjects. Cry me a fucking river. They also need to get over how films are distributed. I can’t afford to go to the movies so I’ll watch Netflix and other streaming services. Get with times.

Bulk meat items like ground beef and chicken thighs are discounted on Fridays!

My 31 year old sister thinks 28 year old me should be the one to clear the table because “she’s older so she shouldn’t have to.” Act your age, not your shoe size and being born 3 years before me doesn’t make you any wiser.

They told me to pay-it-forward to my kid. They don’t resent me for not paying down the loans, but I think they also had a 529 Plan for me to alleviate the loan amount. I was able to land a job after graduation and support myself so I hope that makes them feel pride rather than resentment.

My parents also paid for my college, along with taking out loans in their name, but they wouldn’t allow me to get a part-time job before my required internships began. They thought it was selfish of me to distract myself from my schoolwork.

Your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, um, Knight. Let me just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

No booze=cheap wedding

I worked at a Manhattan Bagel and the franchise owner donated the daily leftovers to a local group home. The store has switched owners, but I hope the practice is still carried out.

My parents did a great job raising me, but they sure were short-tempered. I wish I had this article when I was 4!

Stop it, inner monologue! I have a 4-day weekend with my mother-in-law and if she throws another fit about no cold water bottles in the fridge I cannot promise to restrain myself.

I would love to know what Valentino and Anne talk about.

I had a friend register for 10 moscow mule mugs... Who the fuck needs that many mugs? I understand registering for 4 mugs but 10?! Use a damn coffee mug!

My grandma broke her hip line dancing. I vote line dancing is a form of showing off.

Now you need write an article for the friends that throw hissy fits when you don’t participate in their expensive activities (like a bachelorette party in Miami at the most expensive hotel) even after you’ve explained that you can’t afford it.

I got married 3 weeks ago and I regret my wedding wasn’t as awesome as this one will be.

Thank you for this! My mother-in-law keeps trying to convince me I need to use a tanning bed before my vacation next week because I have fair skin. She says tanning beds that are safer than the sun exist....I’ll believe that when a medical journal says it’s safe....but probably not.