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And your girlfriend helps you troll the feminazis! You have shared interests!

This! This! This! He only is infallible when he speaks ex cathedra, and that has happened only a handful of times.

Liberation and feminist theology is pretty much the most fun stuff ever. A lot of Augustinean stuff is good too ('everything in the Bible needs to be viewed through the lens of God's love'), although he gets funny when it comes to personal sin.

Just FYI, evolution has been officially kosher with the Catholic Church (so to speak) since Vatican II, so that has been around for a while. It's the evangelicals who don't do evolution.

Yesplease.

Ironically, 2+4+6+8 = 20, so that might have been more appropriate.

That is scary as shit, and I'm glad your cat was there to chase it back once you invited it into your room that night. It's terrifying to think what it might have done after it had already pulled you out of bed.

It used to be a pretty common predator technique back when cell phones were less common, I think. I've heard a few variations of this, too, but I also remember being warned to not talk to anyone who wasn't my younger brothers on the talkies when I was a kid. (My parents didn't use them with us, we just had our own as…

The most plausible ones are the scariest of all. Sometimes my housemates don't make sure our front door shuts securely. This is one of my nightmares :/

I had that same doll. The worst part of this story is that she alternates phrases — "There's no place like home" switches off with "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!"

That is just fucking terrifying. My god... Seductive, abusive ghost boyfriend. Part of me wonders what would have happened to you if you hadn't switched with your sister.

Groupthink Love <3 Glad you pulled this one up, Mark!

Well, you know, it has to be about him. If he said too much about how wonderful Shauna is, other guys might get wind of it and date her better.

I might be bursting your bubble, but if you reply to someone who is perma-black and they star you or reply back, you're black for the thread. You might be really black, though!

Is that an endorsement or a condemnation?

Not everyone tips a percentage on those expensive drinks though — when you go with the typical rule-of-thumb ($1/drink), it's pretty good for cheap drinks, but it becomes significantly less adequate when you're buying a fancy drink. 20% is tipping well/extra on those drinks, but it's inadequate on cheap drinks. It's…

You should tip well for fancy drinks. It takes extra time and effort, so it's worth more than the dollar you should tip for a rum and coke.

Rule #1 of getting fancy drinks: Tip well.