It's called a regional recipe. Maybe you're familiar with the idea that different areas in a very diverse geographic region might have different ways of preparing a recipe? Or even more so that when a certain recipe works in the West, people don't mess with it, because what sells, sells — see, e.g, "Chinese" kung pao…

Wait, what? I think you have the wrong person. I don't live anywhere near the Conflict Kitchen. I would love to drop by for lubye and grape leaves, though!

Or, you know, Dubai. Or Dearborn, MI. Or a lot of places in the Middle East. Just some examples of where I've eaten it.

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It looks like shawarma, too. Long pickle spears and fries inside are hallmarks of shawarma, at least in Dubai. I can see the buffalo chicken wrap in it too, but it does look at lot like shawarma.

That is unfortunate. I never had an issue getting crispy fries there, myself.

I know that feel. I was in Dubai for a while and now I'm back in the Midwest, so I think you can probably feel my palpable disappointment.

Shawarma wraps are the beeeest! With pickles and french fries inside... Mmm, my mouth is watering.

I want this shawarma wrap so bad. We don't have shawarma like this where I live... I miss it. Dammit Uber.

Give me Captain America, please. I don't even care that I'll age out of that relationship, I want to go swing dancing with a man who knows how to lead and then have ridiculously hot sex. You know he has all that pent-up frustration after blue-balling for decades. And I bet I could convince him to do some kinky stuff,…

Charlie did a great video about consent and released a statement about Alex concerning the time they lived together. He seems on the up and up, although it would make sense for him to make those moves anyway from a PR perspective. Thus far, he hasn't been touched by the scandal.

I had missed the stories about Tom Milsom, Alex Day, and Edplant. I'm so disappointed — I had loved their work, independently and in their collaborations, but I won't support them again. Good on the Greens for dropping them from the DFTBA label, and what a shame that such popular artists turned out to be such…

Yeah, it would be internal grease, and even pepperoni grease seems a little lax for anal.

What is the diameter of this pepperoni stick? Is it like one of those slim jim style snack sticks or thick like summer sausage? How does he lubricate this?

Paris Hilton knows how to tip! She left 20%. I'm strangely pleased, and I hope the servers got a great windfall

I misread the title as "How do I ROYGBIV?"

I haven't been on here much lately (no idea why!), but I just have to say that Utena is amazing and you have excellent taste, as always. I first watched it in high school and I'm working my way back through on Hulu again. Ringu Revolution and the opening sequence are a massive dose of nostalgia for me.

Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. Fo'real.

Whoaaaa. Wow. So she basically wants you to give her the whole first three to five dates in your first message? What kind of person is worth that much effort in a first contact? Who does she think will respond? (If anyone responds/has responded to her, please share your screenshots! Inquiring minds must know!)