“Hufnagel is a brilliant recruiter”

Alternate Headline: Flirty Reporter tries to get exclusive access by being flirty.

What? No, not really. I just felt like making fun of my absolutely beautiful home state, which gets ruined by the bigoted and backwards thinking of the people running it.

“Well, I can tell you what happened here. We would have turned off the sprinklers but with all the gays in this state we’re too busy denying rights and trying to make the Bible our state’s official book (because it wasn’t before, you see) to worry about little things like this.

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.

Thank you for this. I’m going to bookmark it so I can read it when the season inevitably turns to shit.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

It is still so weird to me that Iron Man is an A-lister hero now. Since I was 5 I have been reading and collecting Iron Man comics and I am 32 now. For years I would tell everyone about why they should read Iron man and no one ever listened. Years later thanks to an awesome movie and casting choice, Iron man rocketed…

He sodomized kids. People get life for carrying drugs. That sentence is EXTREMELY lenient.

This is probably the most controversial thing Christopher Reeve said:

What is the treatment for creepy stalker tendencies? lobotomy?

Young people do stupid, regrettable things, News at 11.

The decision to expel him was made on Feb. 10, 2016, and a week later the UWC chose not to hear Montague’s appeal of the decision, according to sources familiar with the facts of the case.

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

Didn’t hurt that he was legitimately good at playing his role, as well. I hated him, like, for real for real (I was a dumb teen. I’m also a dumb adult, so imagine how dumb of a teen I was). So seeing him get put through so much hell quenched a weird, sadistic thirst of mine.