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A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

When you remember that polar bears are dying from exhaustion due to melting ice

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

If I had to guess, I’d say that some sort of association of payday lenders has been making generous campaign contributions for years, in return for getting the licensing and regulation departments defunded. But I can be cynical like that.

“The indictment also said Tucker’s businesses failed to obtain licenses to operate in any of the states where licenses for that sort of thing are required.”

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.

Espn on espn crime is the best

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

Why should they not sue, considering she did get free use of the images for however long they were up?

Is Rhanna a new proofreading app?

Now I’m paranoid about Roger Daltrey. They had to cancel their tour because he came down with bacterial meningitis and I haven’t heard any updates in awhile. If he dies too, after David Bowie, I’m going to lose it.

Cut me, Mick!

I don’t know that it was transgendered he was mocking so much as Jenner herself, and only. I mean he tweeted a question about, if you mock Cosby is it racist? And it clearly isn’t. So he mocked Jenner’s car wreck. Wasn’t that funny, but still.

(Remember this is the Internet. I can’t actually feel it if y’all throw

So mocking rich white republican woman who are anti-gay marriage is punching down? Apprently Gawker Media didn’t get that memo