Now, let's see if anyone on here actually does what the anti-Jez people think we do, and find a way to blame the man for this.

"For more casual bystanders, though, there's a touch of the absurd to it. It already felt too soon when Tobey Macguire's Spider-Man movies — the last of which was only in 2007! — was rebooted in 2012 with a new story and a new actor (Andrew Garfield)."

It's part of their job no matter whether or not it sounds real, if they don't respond then next time someone calls maybe it would be and they'd decide not to respond. It's their job to check up on things of that magnitude.

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.

Any game that has a breast slider and a breast bounciness slider should be given awards.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

I am scared and horny because of this.....

Good to see Helena Bonham Carter moving on from the divorce

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

That's well beyond a nip slip. Holy geez. How do you not feel the breeze on your teetees?

When I was assigned the piece by David Granger, present-tense re-creation (qua High Lit Docudrama) was routine at GQ. Granger had instilled this thing of "tell it any way you want as long as you've surrounded the story" in all of us, and it felt right: It was a more immediate and more compelling; as long as you'd…

CHARACTER CLAUSE, BARRY #nopedro

You mean when all of these self-moralizing assholes had access to the locker rooms and were paid to report on the sport and completely turned a blind eye to that smoke?

Crashes may be down but this year has still been pretty traumatic: