And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I sure hope that Buswell does Troy Polamalu's bust. 

A good sculptor must be able to capture a moment in time, to render an emotion so well that is evident through marble or bronze. The face may convey the thoughts and emotions, the sadness, or pain, glory, or pride the subject was feeling. But this sculptor has unequivocally and masterfully captured Ed Reed thinking…

Yeah, but where’s the Hall of Fame for Donna Reed’s bust?

Drew, you’re giving Elway a run for biggest A-Hole. Keep up that left wing/socialist shit and you’ll be right there...

The replies on that tweet about Marquette King are both depressing as all hell and sadly expected.

I had no right to contribute, but fuck John Elway for ensuring I can’t escape Peyton Manning. I have family in Tennessee and had to hear about how great he was when it was clear he had no charisma and was kind of a prick, and now the guy is all over TV in those painfully unfunny Nationwide ads. Manning’s wife should…

If Chicago is the Miami of Canada then that makes Detroit its Jacksonville.

I think this would be more apt:

Guys who have won playoff games this decade include:
Tim Tebow
Case Keenum
Blake Bortles

NFL superstar who beat his then 4 yr old w a tree switch to the balls is now broke as he nears the end of his career, you say?

Really. As someone who has to work for a living, I don’t feel sorry for this guy at all. It sounds like he spent his salary in advance without socking away a dime. There’s such an expectation for celebrities and sports starts to ‘live large’, but good grief.

I saw an orange peanut in a pawn shop window yesterday.

Greater financial literacy education is soo desperately needed in K-12.

In truth, despite all his accolades, Florida Man was never really doing anything other than keeping Appalachia Man’s seat warm for him.  

Florida Man: Hold my beer

If I did this I’d have to wear a full Jets uniform— shoulder pads, cleats, helmet and all— with a Mark Sanchez jersey in order to even come close to getting revenge for the amount of embarrassment that he has caused me.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

What’s up with these guys? Do they get so enraged that nothing else matters to them, not even millions of dollars (obviously he didn’t care about the woman)? They can’t control themselves, even when there’s that much money at stake?