As a Jacksonville resident, I wholly concur with this statement.

I’m not a professional journalist but I could edit better than that. Apparently anyone with a computer and two opposable thumbs can be a journalist now. Thanks, Internet... pretty soon the Journalism/Mass Communication degree program will be obsolete.

I wonder if all NFL teams have a character coach?

I really, really wish somebody could explain to me why the ever-loving fuck you would ever even think about going to an NFL game...why would you want to freeze your ass off and be surrounded by a crowd of piss-tank drunk assholes? That's just a recipe for disaster. And people bring their kids to these things?!?!?! I'm…

That Steelers game would have been an easy W for him.

I’ll see that W and raise you 5 L’s.

Don’t you mean 0-3-1?

God, I hope not. But seriously though, I see the NFL spontaneously combusting sometime within the next two decades. And I WILL have my popcorn ready.

Thank you for saying it!

Jake Jortles!

Now you’re talking my language!

That must have been one clean wiener.

My guess: something from the Bible.

He makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X too.

What about the rest?

Brush-a, brush-a,brush-a...

That shredding of the Roethlisberger picture was a nice touch. Well done!

I honestly think I’d rather live in Ohio than in Florida.

Bailey or Jennifer? I’m going to have to go with Bailey on this one.

+1 unfrozen Caveman Lawyer