As is the rest of Florida.

Awwwww! He looks like the Pringles guy.

What is that music video with Von Miller at the top? And, please - for the love of God - can you post it?

That’s what I said?

I’m not concerned about the NFL in this situation, just for his family. “Look Ma, I brought home a porn star!” I doubt his parents will be thrilled about it. I wish he could just find a nice Italian girl to bring home. 

The most worrisome part about that statement is the part about the Browns providing winning football. (Ba-dum-tiss!) 

I don’t know if she could do better, but I certainly think HE could do better.

Why is it that I live in Jacksonville, yet have never heard of this guy? Until now, that is. It’s starting to get to the point where we won’t be able to remember any NFL players for what they do on the field, but for the shit they do off the field.

Comment of the Month.

If I was drinking something right now, whatever I was drinking would have sprayed out of my nose just now.

It took me a while to get this, but well done. The best jokes are the ones you need to think about for a minute. +1 ghost.

+1 tiny bucket

Man, I wish I had been alive in the 60’s.

I just watched this six times in a row and the only three words I could make out were the “Let’s go, baby!” at the end. Please tell me I’m not going deaf.

He has crazy eyes.

Awesome!!!

What did the bipolars do? Just curious.

Thank you for this. I have all three of those on VHS. I need to go back and rewatch them; it’s been years.

Why not just use a toilet brush? It’s the perfect length for reaching back there. I don’t know why I never thought of that before.

Benefiber is better: no grit and no taste. You can put it anything and not know it’s in there.