i had to stop when he went from talking fast and being nervous as hell to setting his phone down ignoring his notes and rubbing his face in prep for fake crying

NFL superstar who beat his then 4 yr old w a tree switch to the balls is now broke as he nears the end of his career, you say?

Really. As someone who has to work for a living, I don’t feel sorry for this guy at all. It sounds like he spent his salary in advance without socking away a dime. There’s such an expectation for celebrities and sports starts to ‘live large’, but good grief.

I saw an orange peanut in a pawn shop window yesterday.

Greater financial literacy education is soo desperately needed in K-12.

If he was half as good at handling his finances as he was at fashioning a switch...

When you’re in debt as a multimillion dollar athlete that is still actively playing, you need more than a financial advisor. You need a wakeup call. 

Remember a time when all the talking heads at ESPN loved AP because he is a “Man’s man” and has a really strong, firm hand shake? It was rumored that he had 5-7 children, with as many as 4-6 different mothers. When asked in an ESPN interview how many kids he had, he replied that he knew the answer and was comfortable…

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I’m am stunned that the guy who parties like a middle eastern oil sheik might not have had the best money management skills. https://deadspin.com/adrian-peterson-rode-a-camel-into-his-birthday-party-1693084017

I hope he beats this 

The same guy who rode in on a camel when he threw himself a million dollar 30th birthday is now broke?

In truth, despite all his accolades, Florida Man was never really doing anything other than keeping Appalachia Man’s seat warm for him.  

Florida Man: Hold my beer

If I did this I’d have to wear a full Jets uniform— shoulder pads, cleats, helmet and all— with a Mark Sanchez jersey in order to even come close to getting revenge for the amount of embarrassment that he has caused me.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

What’s up with these guys? Do they get so enraged that nothing else matters to them, not even millions of dollars (obviously he didn’t care about the woman)? They can’t control themselves, even when there’s that much money at stake?

Johnson made $113 million dollars in his career from the Lions. He left this contract early to retire and blames the Lions for taking the $1 million that is owed them? He DIDN’T FULFILL HIS CONTRACT! He got exactly what was owed to him, no reason for this petty stuff. Just shows me we don’t want this guy around. He…

I don’t understand why he deserves to get that money back when he quit on his team.  You get paid for the work you do, not the work you would have done if you didn’t get tired of working.  The Lions don’t owe him shit.