Now I can’t wait until the Steelers’ WYTS.

+1

All I can say is, it must be pretty bad when Skip Bayless is trying to keep the peace.

+1 set of jazz hands.

Somebody please invent a time machine and take me back to the 90's so I can go back to a time where Twitter didn’t fucking exist. Why must we know everyone’s thoughts??? Shit, I don’t even want to know my own thoughts.

Only 1 game for that? WTF?????? Roger, I demand an explanation...

+1 Now that is how it’s done! But, you forgot the part where you pop a few Xanax and black out.

Is this the real reason he was let go from Pittsburgh???

There’s a Dutch Boy joke in here somewhere, I just don’t know what it is.

“Vega$!” Best 70's theme song ever!!!! That, and “the Greatest American Hero.”

We can add domestic violence to the charges, since he struck a woman.

Does this really surprise anyone? Because, you know, the Cowboys.

Should have just downed a bottle of NyQuil and called it a day.

Am I reading KSK Ben Roethlisberger here?

+1 a million times

Awesome story!

+1 flashback to when SNL was actually good

Unless you’re unfortunate enough to LIVE in Florida...you know, because you can’t get out.

Mike Tomlin would give a wordy press conference where he would go on and on about how “this is unacceptable, I am going to put an end to this”, and then not actually do anything about it.

No, I got that feeling as I read it too.