You could write to Gronk on his Facebook account asking him to do it. I’m sure he’d eventually see it and do it.

How about every night of the week between 2 and 4 am? It would give us insomniacs something to watch. Just have all of the bad teams play each other. A Bills-Jags game might actually make me fall asleep in the first quarter.

I can’t wait until the day we see a team called The (Insert City Here) Butt Stuff. However, I think that name would work best for Cleveland. Oh yeah, or Buffalo. They like butt stuff there.

He needs to become a card-carrying member of the Player-With-Yourselves Club.

Well played! +1

Pee Wee Herman, are you at it again?

Yes, I’ve read several comments on this and other websites from people saying that they’ve stopped watching the games at stadiums and on TV, for this very reason.

I love this guy! Phil Hartman FTW.

THIS is why I (and several people I know) voted for Trump.

A good fancy dog?

It’s a travesty that this show only lasted one season.

Molly is MDMA, or what we used to call Ecstasy in the 90's. Those Millennial whippersnappers changed it somewhere along the way to Molly. This stubborn Xer will always call it Ecstasy.

Or was it “Tropic of Capricorn?”

Too bad it’s not the 70's anymore, back then you could smoke AND drink on the air. Howard Cosell, anyone?

It looked like he was about to blow chunks for a second there.

+12 lines

Much neater than your average NFL player.

That’s ok, I might just throw a New Kids on the Block quote in mine. You know, just because it would be random and crazy.

Sting is fucking AWESOME!!! Nothing to be ashamed of there...

+1 Dr. Hfuhruhurr