Ask your doctor about Cialis today!

I might just have to buy my ass a Raiders jersey now. Ugh, I never thought I’d ever hear myself say that.

Surprise, surprise!!!

Holy shit, I can’t give this enough stars.

How does this not have more stars???

+1, for making me lose my shit.

I could watch this all day, it never gets old. Almost as good as the “butt fumble.” Almost.

Or any pharmaceutical, now that I think about it.

If they really are close buddies, I would kill to hear their phone conversations:

+1 Vicodin

I’d lik 2 c sum of Goodell’s emails...

+1 dick in a box

He looks severely constipated here. That can only mean one thing: he’s being roasted.

Florida in the summer is about as hellish as it gets.

+1 Troy Polamalu plush doll.

Maybe his parents are control freaks and still try to run his life even though he is a grown man? Mine still try to control me and it sometimes gets to the point where I don’t want to talk to them anymore. I’m just too much of a pussy to tell them to fuck off. I talk to my therapist about it though.

How come, when I star someone else’s comments, it takes away a star sometimes?

I volunteer my services! We also need to start a National Beer Pong League.

I had a few “hangovers” last year that lasted 2-3 days. Not physically sick, but psychological symptoms (panic attacks and depression mainly). The moral of this story is don’t drink if you’re taking Xanax, Zoloft, or lithium. Especially when you’re taking all of them at once.

Wait, you mean Ben wasn’t there? Oh right, he must have been in the bathroom...