Stop putting words in my mouth. I never once said there are good people on the left.

Vitesse Arnhem should probably be favorites for next season’s Champion’s League after this coup.

That the millennial “men” of today are so indecisive and frail they cant even defend themselves against an elderly gay actor would be sad if it wasnt so funny.

If you stand there for three minutes with your dick in someones hand its because you are into it.

If I’ve learned anything here over the past two years, where we go from here is:

How do I know you are a real writer?

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

2010s era Nissan Maxima+Lexus IS+ Holden Commodore

Maybe move out of the crappy blue state taxing you to death?

I met a good lawyer once; quiet, kept to himself, didn’t disturb anyone.

I’m sure she’s already arranged for a team to take you to Pueblo, Mexico for the task.

I made this, it makes the 2019 Camaro look much better.

Unpopular opinion incoming:

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

I actually found Egypt pretty tolerable, but then I’ve spent an extended amount of time in Delhi/Northern India, which is by far the worst I’ve personally ever experienced.

Disembodied sunglasses

I feel like Asians having the highest average earnings is from a smaller sample size being skewed by Emma Stone.

Looks like he's ghoing away for a long, long time

Uncle Tomahawk ...

These things rock. Great for plugging in all that tech that runs off of my Cyberpower UPS and Schneider UPS.

These things rock. Great for plugging in all that tech that runs off of my Cyberpower UPS and Schneider UPS.