Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever 

For Reference: I live and drive in the U.S.A.

I’ve had UPS’s on every one of my PC’s, TVs, etc since a car wreck caused a surge, and then a power outage that killed a PC’s hard drive, a VCR, and a cable box one day. That VCR was my best one ever, and that I got it crazy cheap due to a pricing error at the store made it hurt even more. But the worst was the HD…

“We need to make something that looks like a Tahoe, but if it were unlicensed in a Video Game.”

What are these “mistakes” he’s made that everyone keeps mentioning if they’re not beating his wife? Wouldn’t it be beneficial to be a little more specific there? I’m no scientist now, but I have a hypothesis. He beat his wife.

So Courtney was getting it from her husband and her mother-in-law then.

“You probably shouldn’t be airing this out in public.”

“Dude, calm down.”

[Wipes sweat from forehead]

Undercover cop you dumbass, just like you’d find and undercover cop in a drug house purchasing drugs, you’ll find one in the backseat of a car with a prostitute. I’m for legalizing prostitution, but you have to learn to read to have a proper discussion.

Bullshit. Most of them are there to let bar girls take their money in a sad game where they think the girls give a rat’s ass about them. The bar girls call Farang like that “ATM’s” for a good reason. Sit by the sidewalk at any bar on Soi 4 in Nana (Sukhumvit) and watch the plus-size retired pipe-fitters from Liverpool…

World’s Worst Scooter Driver - or - Anish’s No Good Very Bad Day

That guy just needs to take a break and slow down lol. Just do nothing for a second

You need to type the word "slay" a few more times. It's really working for you.

Since the people who usually buy minivans are the ones with kids THAT HAVE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP ON LIFE AND HAPPINESS, it’s good to pay extra attention to which ones are the safest.

What do you mean you’ve “never understood” it? Most of the rest of the world is deeply racist. Take China, for example. China is racist as fuck. I once saw an ad for Chinese washing powder where a woman shoved a black dude into a washing machine and literally washes the black off him! And that kind of stuff…

My keyboard will be draining over the kitchen sink since that’s where I spit out my coffee about the eyebrows.  

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.

He got probation and I’m all for vigilante justice. Where’s Batman when you need him.