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I do believe the USA finished this World Cup undefeated, thank you very much.

*Still* better than England since the turn of the century, stay mad ;)

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

No it is not you filthy minger!

Guys....Guys....GUYS!

You're not wrong.

They were out of subs by the time Trippier got hurt.  You only get 3 substitutions per match and another one for extra time.  

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

He’s already won trophies with Higuain 

Psst ——

My favorite is a condom machine that says “This gum sucks.”

I guess I would just add that the Duvalier regime sucked:

When do Haitians take responsibility for their predicament? Germany was destroyed during WW2 and bounced back stronger than ever. 

Nah. Ill keep using plastic straws. 

(The actual merits of range anxiety, which is silly since the vast majority of drivers take short trips, is an argument for a different day.)

This “Haas” to be the first time a driver was hit with that penalty.

I’m gonna get a lot of flack for this but my take is Scarlett Johansson is conventionally attractive and a bonefide star, proven as a lead capable of carrying a movie?

Belgium deserve to win. England deserve to lose to France.

I’m sure your constant nagging is a boner killer, too.