I wish people wouldnt lay around the terminal like a bunch of refugees. Have some self respect and go to Applebees and get drunk.

*cries laughing*

Ah, lovely Europe.

Moderately successful ladies man.

I feel the loss of being able to use that phrase deserves a womp womp, but since it is no longer correct I worry we’re in a never ending loop.

Usual Deadspin Incompetence?

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

It was just one Filipino player brawling at first, but then the rest decided to Tagalo(n)g.

This post gave me flashbacks to my sister’s 1st generation Ion, and how absolutely dreadful the interior was in that thing. I have never seen harder plastic in my life. That steering wheel is nightmare fuel. I can still feel every surface of that car. *shudders*

Even you forgot that the Kizashi wasn’t a Mitsubishi.

Yet while crossing the border without permission is a crime, unlawful presence in the United States isn’t (a crime).

None of them do.

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Auf wiedersehen, Felicia.

Durr Mannschaft

Okay but where is a clip of that Korean soccer player getting his nards destroyed by the soccer ball? I need that in my life.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

Some high quality white folks stuff going on.