they need to hide some Germans on their team

Can you.

Bill needs to wait his turn. 

I wouldn’t call an off-handed joke a “rabid anti-tesla rant”, but I guess if you’re hyper-sensitive you could perceive it as such.

There are literally no injuries with the model 3

I will always post this video when given the chance.

It’s okay. I was trying to come up with a buttchugging joke but I couldn’t bring it home.

I think we can at least agree to fuck tasting flights. I’d rather just get a whole glass of my hoity-toity bullshit, thanks.

I dunno, there is a strain of blue-collar snobbery that dictates craft beers are for pansies. What that fails to account for is that my craft beer probably has triple the alcohol of whatever sorority girl bullshit you have in front of you right now.

This reminds me of that terrible Budweiser ad that seems to celebrate how the beer is made without any attention to craft or flavor.

That whole rant is so perfect. There’s a tap house near me that has about 40 local craft beers on tap, and while I love to go there and just pick a random number to try, the snobbishness of some of the other patrons is off putting. If I can’t get a seat in the corner away from the crowd I almost don’t like to go.

I get laptops as “tips” all the time.

OF COURSE that deep-fried hybrid was invented by a Scottish dude. That is the only thing in this entire Dirt Bag that makes any sense.

Of course they are going to be different. For starters, the Supra will have functional turn signals.

I’m not sure if he’s back from his sabbatical.

Japan: No.

Are you stupid? She was born a man

I really hope this slippery slope ends up with all female sports being dominated by male to female transsexuals.

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