Some people are genetically inclined to find cilantro disgusting. Their loss

This trick works well, I’ve tried it for both cilantro and parsley

Other cool tricks that work for me:

Green onions/scallions: wrap them in a paper towel (or real towel, whatever) and store them in the drawers - works real good like and lasts weeks. I tried the above water trick on them and no such luck

Lettuce: remove…

I figured this out on my own one day. I mean, I saw the fast blinking and sat there, thinking about why in the hell it was doing it, and it occurred to me that it might be a way to tell me that the light bulb is burned out. Sure enough hey presto, it was out.

All that to say that no one ever told me, and I’d been…

Agreed. His being black has nothing to do with this video. Using the term “Afrofuturism” just implies “Hey neat, someday we’ll have black astronauts” as if that’s newsworthy.

Anyway, cool tune. I dig this band.

Riding my bike down the street once, a chipmunk darts out and runs right alongside me for a few seconds and then suddenly zigs under me, or more specifically my back tire. I heard a crunch but didn’t look back. I couldn’t deal with a half dead twitching squirrel so chickened out and kept going

Listen we all love free money. I’d love to get tipped at my job every time I produce results for my boss. But I don’t because tipping isn’t part of my job, nor is it part of fucking Dunkin’ Donuts. Jesus

In 2010, I used a high-powered microscope to look at a wound in my finger, just for fun. I was surprised to find a bunch of little tiny fibers in the wound that weren’t visible to the naked eye. Turns out we’re covered in the stuff. Or I have Morgellons, which I doubt.

Jesus christ, you don't have to vibrato every note that comes out of your mouth.

Seriously? You're just looking for something to be offended by. It's glitter shapes, that's it that's all

Watching a Québec driver get his comeuppance = highlight of my day.

edit: video description says PEI but lack of front license plates + unique horizontal traffic lights = it looks like Québec. Must drop everything and investigate

It's not nothing. I've never dieted in my entire life (37 years) and last year I wanted to cut about 20lbs so I counted calories using an app, guessed at everything for calorie counts and exercised a bunch. I still ate junk food sometimes, I still drank, I just cut down on these things to keep under my daily limit.

Seems pretty real to me

I dunno, I think I just read another Jezebel post claiming that all bodies are beautiful, so I guess these toes are beautiful. Because nothing is ever ugly

OK so... trying to kill someone in a fight which you've both agreed to because you live in Mortal Kombat land is OK, but the minute someone contacts a genital it's rapey and violent?

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I used to clean bathrooms in a family restaurant/bar. I tell you what: the women's bathrooms were a fucking mess. The worst thing in the men's room was gum in the urinals.

Also airplanes, buses and every hipster cafe in town

There's a remote part of my work building where the majority of people that work in that area are men, and there's one woman. There are two bathrooms in that area, both single occupancy and for some reason, each with a designated gender. We guys tend to use the women's when the men's is occupied, and recently the…

I lost 20lbs last summer by only counting calories (using MyFitnessPal) and biking a lot. Most of my calorie counts were wild guesses when I cooked at home, but it seemed to balance out in the end.

My mother was brutally murdered by my older brother. I walked in and found him standing over her body, just staring. The knife was on the floor next to his feet. I called the police and he went away with them calmly. That was 12 years ago. My mother didn't deserve to die. She wasn't perfect. She drank. She yelled. But…