Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

I see this two different ways,

Same here in the UK. I cannot understand why this isn’t used in the US, we’ve had it for such long time.

I thought it was a funny comment. Have a baby!

Outsource it.

This is absolutely the problem. The belief that because one merges early, he has done something worthy of praise and his reward is blocking the heathens from entering the promised land.