That shape looks a lot like the last(as in the last they made) gen SAAB 9-5....

Hmmm, this sounds familiar....

I think we can shorten that to “assherole”...

They offered to rush him to the airport afterwards; but he passed....(get me out of the greys, dammitt)

I hear he gave them all authentic game-worn jerseys(which oddly still had tags on them) to get them back on his side.....

Kawhi Leonard is apparently one of the aliens from Galaxy Quest:

Goddammit; I didn’t see this in time to tell you this is especially funny since my ex-wife’s maiden name is Johnson. She seconds your comment.

+1 Vietcong Bamboo cage

To be fair, Damon Jones has one of those faces that make you wanna throw a bowl of soup at it.....

I’m a Nair; the name is like Johnson in India. There must be millions of us....

I think you gotta spell out vas deferens for that joke to work.....

You can whiz past their houses as you’re whizzing by them...

https://gph.is/2d82cSB

Anybody else hear Giannis’ Wilhelm Scream after each dunk?

Pictured: Koch dog

the resemblance is uncanny

Perhaps he was referring to the Turnover committed by West Virginia.

Yet, you wouldn't hire her because of that apostrophe.

He's no Jonty Rhodes; but not bad.