Good point. If Buick were to do all of that, people would be dying to get in there!

Hmmmmm, I think if you chop the top, change out the windows past the B pillar to a panel van. And then add skeletal landau bars add a ZL1 motor, you would have a kick-ass hearse.

Take the star you dirty bastard.

That’s... disturbing.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

Dad never did end up taking you to Monster Jam like he promised, did he?

“Ok. Thanks.”

It’s like NASA tryout Barney vs. regular drinking Barney.

A powerful essay on how love can be arbitrary, irrational, and profoundly destructive. 

Hmmm, this sounds familiar....

I feel like you would want an extra 2 feet of blank space for that. Or else you are going to have a very high TV and terrible viewing angle if you are sitting.

Do we have any idea how much Mayweather got for this fight? Because this is the equivalent of someone signing autographs at the fuckin’ car show, and I need to know how much he made so that I can stew about it. 

She isn’t a centrist, but her iron grip on party leadership has stunted the development of the Democratic bench.

Whenever I see Horace wearing contact lenses.

+1 Not_So_Hollow_Log

She’s been learning to speak ‘Huckabee’. You can buy flashcards at any Chik-Fil-A (categories: Folksy saws; Dogwhistle!; Schoolmarmisms; Bless Your Heart).

As a resident of Houston, I approve this message.

LET ME MERGE OR SO HELP ME GOD I’LL KILL US BOTH!

Allowing someone to merge is admitting defeat in the race that is everyday traffic.