I think your pun will stump most of the commenteriat.

except for that time you fall asleep texting on your tablet with GV and your wife, (wanting to read Bossip while on the toilet)finds all your texts to the girl that gives out samples at the grocery store and then proceeds to beat you with said tablet........or so I've heard.

Ducks are mammals?

Tragedy struck today when a madman in a Cessna crashed his plane into the Olympic Stadium. Most recent reports indicate that a window was cracked and 2 young men spilled their beers. Damages are expected to exceed 27 Pounds.

I think Tom's a sunscreen salesman

Aren't those Orangutans?

Aren't those Orangutans?

To take that idea a bit further, perhaps I can buy a(or several) $50 safe(s), claim I found it/them as is with no combination, and sell them on ebay for a tidy profit. I don't actually know what safes cost, but I assume there's a really crappy model to be had for $50

I'm guessing 95% of this accessory's usage will have nothing to do with birds; except maybe someone trying to spot the Red Faced Booby or the Fluffy-backed Tit Babbler. I can see a demand for a night vision filter as well.

Agreed; Those who regularly sync their phones can probably avoid a visit to the "genius" bar for minor issues that can be corrected with a quick restore or update.

That picture would be perfect for a captioning contest. It's so wonderfully bizzare.

I bet making homemade porn with these will be incredibly difficult seeing as how no woman will have sex with a guy caught wearing one of these.

The real Raging Judge approves!

@Obi-Haiv: odd since the locomotive to the right is electric. I wonder why they couldn't use one of the electric locomotives for this purpose. That would have solved the pollution issue as most of India's energy comes from hydroelectric dams.

Interesting fact about most trains in India(at least circa 1997): If you look into the toilet, you see the ground below....that's right, the toilet is basically an elevated hole in the floor. I expect that the main purpose of this train is to vacuum up dried shit.

Gay Soldiers + X-Ray vision? This will surely piss off John McCain!

Poor FU, there's apparently a whole club of people who hate him #customizedjerseys

Isn't that Roseanne's daughter from Roseanne? #minnesotatwins

Did you pay cash up front for your house? For all you know he has a 30 year mortgage.

Does she have a thing for middle aged bald men?