I start by eating a couple fries. But then I alternate between the 2. So I’m a 3rd type of person?

I’m an alternator, but I always start with the fries. They get cold faster and hot fries are the best.

Dafuq? Bullitt is slow, yes, and maybe plagued with a bit too much Jazz Flute, but its deliberately slow. Lots of movies were back then. Because exposition was a thing. Its cool if you’re used to Michael Bay shit and don’t know how to watch a movie thats not going a million miles and hour all the time, but…

I do this specifically to avoid the above situation. 

This Sin S1.

And of course they were easily converted to the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.

Never was a fan of WinAmp, but then again I was rarely exposed to it. The original iTunes is a much cleaner solution unless you have a skinning fetish. Then again, iTunes succumbed to ever increasing bloat and by 2005 or so it was terrible.

I grew up with a white castle. Dad would take us every friday and I loved it. Years later as an adult, after Harold & Kumar came, a buddy and me took a two hour drive to get to the closest one. Had a blast.

As god as my witness, I thought pillows could fly!

Better yet:

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Theme from “Shaft”.

3 hours of ultra dark and depressing 70's noir Batman probably would have played better 10 years ago (back when The Dark Knight Rises came out, and before the global warming/COVID/Trumpocalypse happened). But now, if you’re going to venture out into a movie theater in the middle of a pandemic it’s because you’re…

It also helps that Kirkland stuff is typically just as quality as the name brand stuff. Even the food is genuinely good. Loved them Chicken Bakes.

You could use that rear bumper as a work bench or a picnic table. Maybe an aircraft carrier deck.

[quietly files trademark for Hula Haggis]

They can memorize & repeat. You can’t have a conversation with one.

Did you actually try this with a wrap? It’s terrible advice.