I don’t like ketchup on eggs but I do put hot sauce on eggs so I don’t think Id fault someone else for putting on ketchup. To me the consistency of ketchup  is too thick to put on an egg and the flavor would overpower the egg.

Ha, you configured yours nearly exactly the same as my one!

“The first time for three girls”

I still want to know if Allison was passed out in a parking lot after consuming too many of these as it was hinted she would be. And her coworkers implied she was, since it was her vacation. 

I could have gotten them more than once, but the sauce was gone.  And it wasn’t worth it without that sauce.

I ordered them on DoorDash along with some regular ones to compare and just got two orders of regular ones.

The Sorting Hat is a fucked up idea anyway. Here is just one example of why.

The first escalator went into the London Underground in 1911, and they were designed into new deep level stations starting in 1912. Unless Steve never took the Tube, he’d have experienced an escalator.

I think I got them twice, but I’ve been on a mcdonald’s kick this year. It’s been a comfort food after going years not eating much fast food.

10 years ago a GMC Vandura was sent to auction by a charitable for a crime they didn’t commit. This van promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the winning buyer, it survives a #vanlife of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if…

I fucking HATE Papa John’s. Sure, the politics play a part, but really, I’ve hated it ever since the first franchises showed up in my hometown when I was a kid (early 90s?). My parents jumped on this exciting new pizza option. I tolerated it for a while, but eventually, it just became, “Can it please just not be Papa…

I’m counting all my years in college: did my BA in 3 years plus a summer, MA and MFA were another 3, 3 years of coursework for the PhD, and then one year with a fellowship when I finished my dissertation. But because I am truly a one-trick pony, the whole decade was spent in English departments at 3 different…

It was hard enough to narrow it down to a top one, much less a top five! I didn’t want to rank the rest of the cookies because they really were all fantastic, and I didn’t want any entrants to feel like they were “5th best” or something demoralizing like that, especially because every cookie is beautiful in their own…

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

“This week’s episode was directed by the Robert Rodriguez of Sin City and Planet Terror fame (or Spy Kids and Alita: Battle Angel, if you’re a bit younger than I am).”

A B? Are you kidding? Midway through the episode my 11-year-old proclaimed "This is everything I ever dreamed of!"

I daily drive a 1998 Grand Marquis LS and it is just the best. Big comfy seats, cant even feel the road and sturdy. City mpg isnt great, but my commute is 6 miles round trip in traffic so its fine. I recently took it on a 1600mi road trip over 3 days and averaged 25mpg and never felt tired in it, even after 12hrs of…

Great! Sold! I also think the GBBS has declined over the years, w/ Hollywood becoming ever more insufferable and Prue claiming that her babka (or was it Paul’s?) was better than ‘anything she’s had in New York’ made me question if she actually, you know, TASTES things.

A Møøse once licked my sister... No realli!

You can make two waffles out of stuffing, then stuff something in between the two of them.