It’s fueled by absinthe.

Oh, I know. But something inside of me died last night. I’ll still hold out hope that Biden pulls it off, but knowing for an absolute fact that near 50% of the country watched the last 4 years of unbridled hate, thuggery, division kleptocracy and vitriol from a manchild who made it all because of Daddy’s money and…

Zac n Cheese is angling for a pre-COVID Apocalypse career in politics. Those weasel words will not fly in this time of necessary action.

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Maybe you can’t.

So new burger king is Sonic. Awesome.

So it looks like a Sonic which did so well in the cold weather states. 

They did a pizza episode about two seasons ago and it was a ridiculous disaster.

Just a reminder that the British conquered the entire known world in search of spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them.

Stick them on the spit and see what you can slice off.

I thought Gotham was Chicago and Metropolis was New York?

If you ever get to Minneapolis, go to Zantigos. Taco Bell bought them out, which is where they got the Chillitos. Zantigos still exists in Minneapolis, and they're called chili cheese burritos on their menu.

The plates should be reversed. Possibly it could be set upside down and still be workable. If it must operate in the intended orientation, you just need a better waffle batter recipe that will really rise to fill the Han Solo space. This is the one I use and it is fantastic:

You couldn’t be fussed with at least writing a sentence or two about WHY and/or HOW it “nearly destroyed all I hold dear,” you know, like, a product review?

hell yes it does.

Twin Peaks, Washington would be on my “must avoid” list.

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

In case you guys weren’t paying attention, Trump told us straight up that he plans to steal the election, and how he’s going to do it. 

Na, it’s actually cheap. Only $5.98 at can at HD.

This. I’ve lived in Chicago for thirty years and the people I knew who lived here before I did all agree Chicago pizza = deep dish cheese pie. This “tavern-style thin crust is the true Chicago pizza” nonsense the Takeout has been pushing lately blows my mind. That’s not Chicago style pizza. That’s just normal pizza…