When I read that first line of yours, I couldn’t help but hear it with the music from “My Favorite Things” by Julie Andrews...

Way ahead of you here, buddy:

When Rocky sits down, he’s about a foot and a half tall. I’m fortunate he came declawed—something I could never do to a cat myself—because Rocky can FUCK YOU UP. You box with him (yes, he boxes), and your hands will snap back. He’s a goddamn beast. I am in his service. 

Everything is going flat again and retro-simple. Go back to the 1963 version - no need to reinvent the wheel. Losing the black ring gives the logo less impact. This is just change for change’s sake and not for any good reason. Just read that stupid PR-quote to confirm that. Of course all the German cars I buy are 20+…

It’s traditional baked clams, but instead of being stuffed into tiny shells, it’s all in one pan. So, yes, baked clams are really just an excuse to eat drenched bread. 

I’ve always wondered about tattoos with line work this fine...How well do they age? Do we even know yet? This sort of work is a fairly recent trend, no? I’d hate to get a piece this lovely, only for it to turn into a giant blob in 10 years...

THIS LAYOUT IS CRAP.

It’s only a matter of time til they learn to respect my genius. Possibly by force. 

I’m really trying with this thing, but I just can’t get past this sinking feeling that it’s just all wrong and can’t be salvaged.

It’s also got cream cheese inside. And salsa is included within the burrito itself!

I agree that you need a saucy element to a breakfast burrito. For what it’s worth, I found all the sauces and cheeses encased in the Bagelrito to be surprisingly sufficient. There was as much fresh salsa flavor as I would’ve wanted from a condiment on the side!

The real reason for flying boats was the fixed pitch prop. Prior to adjustable pitch props you had either a climb or cruise prop, if you wanted to be able to cruise at altitude at a decent speed and at a low cruise RPM you needed a flat pitch prop. This was the equivalent of fifth gear in a car and just like top gear…

I’m sure there will be someone here to tell me that this place is trash and I did it all wrong, but when I was in Nashville last summer, there was a biscuit place called Rise in between the hotel and the convention center, and we stopped there every damn day for an absolutely delicious breakfast sandwich. We…

With mirrors closer to the driver, I’d argue that the elimination of most of your blind spot offsets the slightly longer distance. And without having to take your eyes off the road as much as conventional mirrors.

I can’t even get these assholes under control. 

I think we used to just call this “slapping whatever shit we already had together.”  “Assembling” makes it sound like you’re trying to make some kind of Food Voltron, not just putting leftover hot dogs in mashed potatoes.

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

If I’m interpreting these evaluations correctly (?) it looks like we have “really sucks,” “kinda sucks,” “sorta doesn’t suck,” and “doesn’t suck as much as expected.”

Claire Daines also is confusing to follow in the dark and being able to tell if she’s going to stop or turn or what.

My current Pie Problem is that I don’t currently have any pie.