Very festive as I’m shoving that empty greasy bucket into the trash.

I think locally the Maximas are more of a driving menace than the Altimas, but we’ve got a Nissan plant here, not sure if that has something to do with it. Otherwise, it’s the lit up Bro-trucks.

It the Ghostbuster’s firehouse basically....and yeah, this would be great.

The condition of that headliner alone is worth the $4k starting point of the price negotiation.

Geez, what have they done to the Baby Ruth? In my memory of childhood it’s a chocolate covered Payday, not whatever that is in the picture.

LOL, that’s what I thought when I saw his picture, like they deliberately looked for the person who looks most likely to be a pedophile to elect as Speaker.  Then again, this IS Gaetz and his crowd we’re talking about.

Oh goody, my town made the news. /facepalm

Was going to say you were nuts, but, no, I just apparently have a bad memory as Pizza Hut was actually owned by Pepsi Co. and never served Coke during the 80's. Those red plastic cups were definitely used though, I could have sworn they had the Coca-Cola logo on them though.

Pepsi cup? What seventh level of Hell do you hail from? THIS is the classic plastic tumbler!

I’m too pretty for the Cheesecake Factory!

2 fries and 1 onion ring is probably literally the small sized order. Also, 2 fries 1 ring sounds like an internet video you shouldn’t be Googling.

It’s an Irish word, just assume you’re pronouncing it wrong.

It is pretty good, it’s become a staple whenever I do order Panda Express. I do wish they’d do a chili crisp chicken breast or something along those lines as well though.  Even offering a small cup of chili crisp to put on their fried rice or noodles would be a nice addition I’d throw 50 cents at.

I’d hazard a guess that the smell of freshly brewing coffee has an impact and can stimulate the brain in some fashion. At the very least, it’s an additional stimuli that’ll prod the brain in the morning.

Add a few red racing stripes and it’d be the fastest van ever!

You like ridges?  Well, we’ve got them!

I’ve never been impressed with Cookout, their burgers always seem to be the lowest possible quality of meat and bun. They give me frozen burger vibes that have been steam nuked with a bit of liquid smoke in the steam bath to give it a slightly grilled flavor. Also, their fries are almost always full of those gross…

I feel as if the three gadgets on the right hand side could all have been made to use a single interchangeable base.

Having come across this article months after it was written, have you come down yet from the caffeine buzz?

All this most likely proves is that in the locations Jack has a store, they’re the only place open that late.