Hot Wheels? You mean Matchbox don’t you?

Sounds like Popeye’s hired a Lean Six Sigma consultant that kaizened the shit out of them.

Yeah, he’s linked it to his cat Nacho.

Hell, Bobby Flay is making cat food these days, I keep seeing his commercial on Hulu.

This is just meth in a seasoning packet isn’t it?  That’s one way to take care of distribution.

Oof, came to make a joke, but that’s genuinely terrifying and she’s lucky as hell to not have gotten seriously injured or dead....before eating her Taco Bell.

I’ve always thought the marketing for the bacon McDouble burger at McDonald’s has always been the most egregious example of false advertising.

I wonder what the smallest percentage of the blend can be for these non-beef ingredients to legally declare them as part of the burger. I’m going to assume this is just going to taste like a standard beef patty.

Chew toys!

Well, those bastards. They got rid of the Thai Chicken Wrap, the only one that I’d order. It was pretty tasty, although all of these wraps are a bit over priced.

That’s how you get space ants!

Isn’t that the bad guy from Ferngully climbing out of the passenger side window?  Case closed.

These do look like fun but it’s a $23k toy and I don’t have $23k to take a match to.

Yeah, always check out Jet’s Hot Deals as they know they’re competing against Little Caesar’s and that’s where they’ll put up the competing deals.

It’s a clean, running car for under $5k in today’s market, NP.

Wait, I’m not insane? LOL, I always wondered about that.

The crocs have learned how to drive and enjoy joy-riding, hitting up a local fast food drive-thru and then ending up back in their lake.

Sounds like these are going to vary wildly dependent on location. I tried them for lunch the other day, they were....ok. They had been pressed to the point where they were literally the thickness of a few slices of paper. The incredibly thin layer of the shredded beef I could taste was pretty good although they were…

Kind of looks like burger stuffed fry bread. Which doesn’t sound bad as a concept, pity it’s so bland. Makes me think you should go search out some good runza to taste test.

James Bond knows all about skiing holidays, so why not the Aston Martin V8?