Dombrowski looks like he’s moving on to his next project, waiting outside a dressing room to make sure Jackie Brown’s plan goes smoothly. 

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

The Raiders got Cold Feet fast

Sounds like David is starting to get a little tired of his young wife’s attitude at the ol’ homestead.

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

O Brother, WAR Art Thou?

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Can’t, I’m at work.

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Yet another Deadspin staffer bitter at the success of the mighty Oakland Athletics

When discussing Cousins and Alabama, one has to be a little more specific.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.