Found the only guy on Kinja who also has de Pfeffel as a middle name.

The PGA is a sporting concern whose most prestigious tournament takes place at a club that had no black members until 1990

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

You sound like your name should be BoomerAfterBreeding.

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

I guess for Nathan Peterman that’d be safety?

I found out last year that I’ve been overtaxed for 7 years due to the size of my property being incorrectly inflated by the appraisal district. But there’s nothing I can do to recoup my overpayment because of the two year limitation they set. So it only makes sense that my overpayment and his underpayment essentially c…

You think Donald Trump has a chess set?  If anything, he has a sexy Ivanka Connect Four.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

The floodgates opened up after that.

The Toronto Raptors now have the cap space to sign Mitch Marner.

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

“Look, New York is the Mecca of basketball.”

I think it’s actually much more basic than “lack of shame or morality”. Republicans are giving their constituents what they want. It’s what their constituents want that’s both the, and more particularly Joe Biden’s, problem.

His laptop, which I would proceed to paint my name upon.

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

I want to

#FleeTheNorth

The master plan of six to ten people was to have one guy walk up to Ortiz and shoot him in the back?